The Damian Approach To Plot

Got an idea, but no plot? Then, go apply The Damian Approach:

Hunt down the plot, preferably in a dark alley, knock it out, tie it to a chair and make it talk at gunpoint. Alternatively, just show it The Goods (read: torture instruments, not whatever you might be thinking :p) and it'll be meek and docile as a lamb.

Don't believe me?

Try it, it works.

Honest.